Healthy Prankster Gifts

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Diving Cat.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Clown Skis.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Teddy Bear

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"