Health-conscious Jokester T-Shirts

Dress up in humor! Our witty t-shirts for the health-conscious jokester combine clever sayings with comfy styles, encouraging fitness and fun wherever they go.

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'NO. Tobacco plants do NOT count as one of your 5 vegetable portions'

'NO. Tobacco plants do NOT count as one of your 5 vegetable portions' mockup

'NO. Tobacco plants do NOT count as one of your 5 vegetable portions'

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' ... and a side order of statins.' mockup

' ... and a side order of statins.'

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Larry didn't go anywhere without his Gut-O-Traveller.

Larry didn't go anywhere without his Gut-O-Traveller. mockup

Larry didn't go anywhere without his Gut-O-Traveller.

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"Where did we go wrong? Steven is the only child in his class without a food allergy."

"Where did we go wrong? Steven is the only child in his class without a food allergy." mockup

"Where did we go wrong? Steven is the only child in his class without a food allergy."

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'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!' mockup

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

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I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink.

I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink. mockup

I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink.

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The Modern Daredevil.

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'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.' mockup

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

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'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?' mockup

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

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DIY ready meals.

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Small man to tall smoker: "It's not big or clever you know."

Small man to tall smoker: "It's not big or clever you know." mockup

Small man to tall smoker: "It's not big or clever you know."

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'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.' mockup

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

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Pre-digested convenience foods.

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"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet." mockup

"No beans for you, you're on a fart free diet."

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The Grimm Ready Meal

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"My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis."

"My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis." mockup

"My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis."

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"You seem to be suffering from a bit of 'fluid retention', mainly beer and wine."

"You seem to be suffering from a bit of 'fluid retention', mainly beer and wine." mockup

"You seem to be suffering from a bit of 'fluid retention', mainly beer and wine."

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"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie." mockup

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

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"Do you guys serve beer?"

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.' mockup

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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'Side effects may include....'

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Vegetarian Nightmare.

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'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.' mockup

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

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'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.' mockup

'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!" mockup

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

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'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!' mockup

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

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"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets." mockup

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

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'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!' mockup

'Climbing up a chair to take a bag of potato crisps out of the cupboard five times a day does nor count as exercise, sir!'

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"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...." mockup

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

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Groups of menopausal women in clinic. mockup

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

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'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.' mockup

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

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Health-conscious Jokester T-Shirts Collection

Health-conscious Jokester Mugs

Explore our variety of mugs designed for the health-conscious jokester—perfect for adding humor to their daily coffee or tea routines.

Health-conscious Jokester Pillows

Shop our quirky pillows that bring humor and comfort together—great for sprucing up a health-focused, fun-loving space.

Health-conscious Jokester Prints

Decorate with motivation and humor. Our prints combine health-inspired themes with witty designs, perfect for the jokester who loves to inspire with a laugh.