Halloween Nutritionist Pillows

'And a piece of algae for Omega 3.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I was almost that last year."

"Home depot."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Macbeth: Take Two

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The following is a paid political announcement.

Monster Baseball

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Fancy a pint?

Halloween Selfie

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Vampire Bat

'You complete me.'