Health-conscious Trick-or-treaters Prints

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Needs more kale.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"I'm your sun!"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Trick or treat surprise.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"