"Uh, no, madam, those are not the calories, those are the prices."
Health-conscious Eating Gifts
Looking for a gift for a health-conscious eater? Our collection of witty and charming products celebrates the commitment to wellness with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of style. Perfect for those who prioritize nutrition and enjoy staying fit, these items make everyday healthy habits even more enjoyable. Whether it's a motivational mug, a clever t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find the ideal gift to encourage a balanced lifestyle and smile every day.
"It's lactose-free! It's chemistry-free! It's free from animal by-products! It's the milk without milk!!!"
"Good For You / Bad For You"
"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."
"States of tofu"
"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'
'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
"Where do we put Desserts?"
But is it organic?
Be Healthy
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
'Like death by salad.'
'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'
'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'
'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'
"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"
Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.
Studies show foods work miracles!
"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."
How about going easy on the carbs
"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"
Advocado
'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'
"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."
A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.
"Steamed vegetables."
Man Eating Minimalist Meal
'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'
The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.
"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."
"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.
'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'
Secretive Weigh In.
Health-conscious Eating Gifts Collection
Health-conscious Eating Mugs
Explore our collection of health-conscious eating mugs to add a dash of humor and motivation to their daily routine.
Health-conscious Eating Pillows
Comfort meets motivation with pillows designed for those who prioritize wellness and enjoy a cozy, positive space.
Health-conscious Eating Prints
Find inspiring prints that encourage healthy habits and add personality to any kitchen or workout space.
Health-conscious Eating T-Shirts
Check out our witty and stylish t-shirts that celebrate healthy living for all fitness enthusiasts and mindful eaters.