Health-conscious Cavemen Gifts

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Metro Sapien.

"This is my urban man cave."

Genius Bar

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

Caveman reading book, 'Eat it and Look for More'.

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Office Smoking Conflict

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

Mammoth on the menu

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

'It great handyman special. Just get rid of cave bear.'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog." (Published originally on December 14, 2007.)

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

Yep, lookee there. You made yet another vine.

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

"One stone for every year you've escaped death!"

Candies and diet pills

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

Montana Health Food: 'BEEF 'N' BRAN SALOON, breakfast, lunch, dinner.