Health-conscious Cavemen Prints

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Genius Bar

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"This is my urban man cave."

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

Caveman reading book, 'Eat it and Look for More'.

Office Smoking Conflict

'Oog decided to become a predatory LENDER.'

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

'I kill him and you cook him - deal?'

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

Mammoth on the menu

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

'It great handyman special. Just get rid of cave bear.'

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

Candies and diet pills

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

Prehistoric firing squad.

I'm not gofing off.NI'm letting my money work for me.