Caveman Camaraderie Prints

'What a stupid game. Who'd want to play that?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"I love it!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'It's amazing they were able to evolve without any self-help books.'

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'Better stick close to the cave today — the big ones are biting.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."