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'What a stupid game. Who'd want to play that?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Used wheels

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I love it!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

The man who discovered smoke

"You spoil that Hamster."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'