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"So much for your idea of having a pet!"

Genius Bar

"T-Rex best in show."

"Any questions?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Used wheels

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

The man who discovered smoke

"You spoil that Hamster."

"I love it!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The evolution of men