Health Beauty Gifts

"I'll be working on your website. I'm a front end developer." "Me too. I'm a cosmetic surgeon."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The adoration of the gels.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

What the Doctor Ordered

Spa

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Bad fake tan day.

Lactose Intolerant

'Well, well, well...'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Your contents have shifted."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis