Beauty Gifts

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

"She's had work."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"First, we'll need a sample of your DNA."

'It's a sunset, Billy. It's not selling anything.'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'Too much botox, Mavix...'

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

"You've caught me at a bad time. I was just shaving my legs."

Week three, things started to get ugly.

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'See you later, Honey.'

'Like the Brazilian?'

'Plastic Surgery, come as you are and leave as you wish'

'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'

Chicken pox, Detox, Botox

'No! They're not implants!'

'Actually, I'm an athletic trainer. I just do hair removal on the side.'

'I want a smaller carrot.'

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Complimentary medicine clinic: 'I just love what you've done with your hair!'

'Hey Pal! Can't you read?!'

'We can remove the hair from your back. Yes, your husband's back, too!'

Contains scenes that my be distubing to some viewers.