Health And Safety Regulations Gifts

'No, no Mrs Watkins. Wrapping children in cotton wool flies in the face of all our health and safety guidelines. It's a terrible choke hazard.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Bench Press Accident

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Cafe Burns.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Danger Falling Leaves

Caution signs.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Safety Barriers

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.