Health And Safety Regulations Pillows

'No, no Mrs Watkins. Wrapping children in cotton wool flies in the face of all our health and safety guidelines. It's a terrible choke hazard.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Bench Press Accident

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Cafe Burns.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."