Safety Regulations Gifts

'I haven't found anything wrong yet, but it's OK for you to go ahead and worry a bit longer.'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'

'Dave, I dropped my lunch box. Could you please look for it? Dave ... '

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

"For God's sake, Jenkins, don't jump - you could hit someone on the head!"

"Remember, don't leak until the inspector's here."

Take no shortcuts! Assess the risks!...

'I know we shouldn't have rats in the kitchen...but he's the only one who understands the H&S regulations!'

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

'I don't care what planet he's from, Ma'am, he's gotta be in a car seat.'

'You'll be in real trouble when the Health and Safety people about this.'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

Distrustful commuters.

Safety is about FAMILY!...

Push In And Turn

"You have to use this! It's the law!"

"These safety goggles are sucking the fun out of the sandbox."

Sue loved Vera's Christmas present, although she did wonder if wearing it would have health and safety implications...

'But in all fairness, Ms Frimley, the guillotine isn't intended as an interactive display.'

No Smoking (even people on fire are expected to follow no smoking rules now!)

'Your accident can't be accepted as an industrial accident because you didn't wear your hard hat.'

'Health and Safety have insisted we wear these over our camouflage.'

'Well that seems conclusive, a soft fabric chefs hat is no protection against a 5L can of beans...'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

In Case of Emergency Break Glass.

"This is the only way Safety would approve the new swivel office chairs."

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'