Building Regulations Gifts

'I can't pass it as a dwellable cave unless you get yourself a rollable boulder to reduce your heat loss. '

'Come on, dad...why would anyone follow a witch into a gingerbread house? It clearly wasn't built to code.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Do it yourself books.

Building Sandcastles.

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"First snowman?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Building giant sand pies.