Local Regulations Gifts

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"These safety goggles are sucking the fun out of the sandbox."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin