Headlines Buff Pillows

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

National Everything Awareness Day

If nobody had invented graphics

Difference of Opinion

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

The Berlin Peace Movement

Our Two Parties, Explained

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

DUNVOTIN

Stephen Fry

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Newspaper suicide.

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Rock and a Hard Place

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Reporter #6: television.

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."