Breaking News Buff Pillows

News Hourglass

'How about that - Now they have a channel exclusively for special bulletins.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Trump pardons

National Everything Awareness Day

Difference of Opinion

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

DUNVOTIN

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Rock and a Hard Place

Reporter #6: television.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Newspaper suicide.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

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