Celebrity News Buff Pillows

I've finally interacted with a celebrity on Twitter. Really? Tell me more. Demi Moore called me a !!@#$%?&!!

'By Royal appointment, or with celebrity endorsement?'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Our Two Parties, Explained

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

DUNVOTIN

Can't Touch This

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Tom Hanks

Rock and a Hard Place

Newspaper suicide.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

TV and cleaner

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'