Celebrity News Buff Gifts

'By Royal appointment, or with celebrity endorsement?'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

DUNVOTIN

Can't Touch This

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Newspaper suicide.

Rock and a Hard Place

Tom Hanks

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

TV and cleaner

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

"I'm a stable genius!"

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "