Tv News Buff Gifts

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Trump pardons

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Difference of Opinion

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Our Two Parties, Explained

The Berlin Peace Movement

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Can't Touch This

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

DUNVOTIN

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Europe and immigration.

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'