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News Hourglass

'How about that - Now they have a channel exclusively for special bulletins.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Trump pardons

National Everything Awareness Day

Difference of Opinion

Our Two Parties, Explained

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

The Berlin Peace Movement

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

DUNVOTIN

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Newspaper suicide.

Rock and a Hard Place

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Reporter #6: television.

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...