Headlines Buff Mugs

'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'

"They grow up so fast."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Trump pardons

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

National Everything Awareness Day

If nobody had invented graphics

Difference of Opinion

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

DUNVOTIN

Europe and immigration.

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Reporter #6: television.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Rock and a Hard Place

Newspaper suicide.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing