'Watch the news with the sound turned off. You're suffering from information overload.'
Headlines Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift that sparks the imagination of headline enthusiasts? Our collection for the creative buff features humorous and clever items that celebrate the art of crafting perfect titles. From amusing t-shirts to witty prints, find something that highlights their love for catchy phrases and word artistry. Ideal for writers, editors, or anyone passionate about language and headlines, these gifts bring a smile to those who appreciate clever wordcraft.
"They grow up so fast."
"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
Trump pardons
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
National Everything Awareness Day
If nobody had invented graphics
Difference of Opinion
'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'
Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.
The Berlin Peace Movement
Our Two Parties, Explained
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."
There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.
New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream
DUNVOTIN
Stephen Fry
Europe and immigration.
Local News in Heaven
'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'
'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'
Newspaper suicide.
Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.
"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"
Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'
Rock and a Hard Place
USA Hangs the Dove of Peace
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
Reporter #6: television.
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
Headlines Buff Gifts Collection
Headlines Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for headline buffs that showcase witty sayings and clever phrases—ideal for energizing mornings with a smile.
Headlines Buff Pillows
Find cozy pillows printed with humorous headlines-inspired designs—fun and functional decor for any creative space.
Headlines Buff Prints
Browse our prints featuring clever headlines and witty designs—perfect for adding humor and inspiration to any room.
Headlines Buff T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for those who love clever titles and wordplay. Perfect for casual days and making a witty statement.