Following Headlines Gifts

'Mya, you'll go nuts worrying about all the things you can do nothing about!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Laughingstock

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"America’s leaders since 1980"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

SAGE mentality

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

A world divided by the war

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

Statue of Security

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Scientist seen on loch.

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."

EU Deal

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."