Following Headlines Prints

'Mya, you'll go nuts worrying about all the things you can do nothing about!'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Laughingstock

"America’s leaders since 1980"

SAGE mentality

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

Statue of Security

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

A world divided by the war

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Scientist seen on loch.

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

"I wanted to always play it down. I still like playing it down because I don’t want to create a panic."