Following Celebrity News Prints

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

Bill and Melinda Gates Divorce

'Should we let him in? He said he was Puff-Daddy, now P-Diddy.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Lesser known greek gods,

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Brad Pitt

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

All Star Team.

Elton John

Dogs Touring Hollywood

Stephen Fry

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Madonna.

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"I would kill for your metabolism."

NBS Programming Department. Who have we got to interview Michael Jackson? We've got it narrowed down to Stephen King or Leonard Nimoy.

Jane Krakowski

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

Live the Dream!

Pete Townshend

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Kelly Mittendorf

'Prince'

'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."