Following Celebrity News Pillows

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

'Should we let him in? He said he was Puff-Daddy, now P-Diddy.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Lesser known greek gods,

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

Jane Krakowski

"I would kill for your metabolism."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'

Live the Dream!

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'