Hatchling Hopeful Gifts

'Turkey dot com.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Children playing football.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

Lion Toupee

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Speed Dating

Birds cue ball escape.

"It could never work between us. We're polar opposites."

Coffee.. Sure, I'll go out with you --- It's all part of the process of elimination.

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

You just need to be patient, son.

Kids playing football

I think we got stuck with the rookie coaches. First thing -- Stop kicking your equipment around.

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"