Hatchling Hopeful Gifts

'Turkey dot com.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Children playing football.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

Lion Toupee

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Speed Dating

Birds cue ball escape.

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

"It could never work between us. We're polar opposites."

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"