Hatching Humorist Gifts

Birds cue ball escape.

reincarnated worm...

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Do it yourself books.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Can I see your license,please?'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

Reindeer hiding from hunter

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Many clowns in rowboat

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

Traveller's Luggage.

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

J. J. Abrams

Fish bait and jail bait.

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Headless hitch hiker holds sign stating his destination: Sleepy Hollow.

'Great catch.' - 'Yes, it caught me.'