Hatchling Enthusiast Gifts

You just need to be patient, son.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"Heads or tails?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Fishing direction sign.

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'Catching flying fish...'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"I hate open-mike night."

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

"Hurray! I just got born!"