Hatchling Enthusiast Gifts

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Gone Bookkeepin'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Children arguing over the name of a fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

"I hate open-mike night."

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...