Crosshatching Connoisseur Gifts

Fortunately for Rollo, Enid did not distract him from his highly sensitive work.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Theatre Crowd

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'Uh-oh, Ben's making his move on Goldie's food again.'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"It's only the wind."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Holy Guacamole.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

101 uses of a dead cat: lectern

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

'Uh-oh! It's the pun police!'

Craft Floss

"Like a grind stone cowboy!"

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"Look who's moved in next door."

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

Smile!

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

'We don't own a shredder. We just hang sensitive material on the furniture and let the cat take care of it.'

"You're lucky. Dogs are easy to draw."

Gadzooks, will the light never change?

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."