Harvest Festival T-Shirts

An English Gold Field

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Cornucopia has cornucopias in it

"Will those beans go down well at harvest?"

Cornucopia

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

6 Brothers Falafel

Pumpkin patch

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Agricultural Psychology

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Who's the new guy?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Apple harvest."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Happy Halloween!

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Pumpkin Time!

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Face painting children with no facial features.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Picked On

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."