Harvest Festival Fan T-Shirts

Happy Halloween!

"Will those beans go down well at harvest?"

Pumpkin patch

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Pearly King and Queen

"Free Bird!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Liam Gallagher.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

An English Gold Field

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"It makes you look old."

Grocery Shopping

Pamplona Station

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

God save the Queen.

'Fete' Man going towards 'Beer tent' Woman going towards 'Cake tent'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Cornucopia

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'