Fall Harvest T-Shirts

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

Personal conker trainer.

"Harold, you've changed."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Agricultural Psychology

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Apple harvest."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Annual 'See You In The Spring' Hibernation Party.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

An English Gold Field

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Pumpkin Spice

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"This explains the sign saying to keep all dogs on a leash!" (Couple up to their waists in Autumn leaves).

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Fall in the Greek Temple

"We're out of bags."

The Scenic Route