Harvest Season T-Shirts

"Right now, I'm dealing with all this spring bullshit."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Scarecrow with sign - 'The harvest is near'.

Deer collecting apples.

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Apples this year...last year...next year.

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Orchards

"I understand you're hiring aliens for harvest season!"

Where your mind & battle are los

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Ninja bread men"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Non-Denominational Carols

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Now it fits.'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'