Harvesting T-Shirts

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'I had no idea light bulbs grew on trees.'

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."

The Scenic Route

Agricultural Psychology

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'Gee - More Zucchini?'

Pumpkin Mice

Tanker truck is filled corn crude.

Picking overhanging fruit.

Lift your main crop of potatoes

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I dare say I don't like where this is going.'

Boy eating greedily below a tree

Two Labourers.

Frank and Ernie's Gardening Tips. Remember, proper plot maintenance is key to a good harvest. Weed 'em and reap!

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

"Apple harvest."

Scarecrow Crop

The Vineyard

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Who's the new guy?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

An English Gold Field

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival