Harvest Season Mugs

"Right now, I'm dealing with all this spring bullshit."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

Scarecrow with sign - 'The harvest is near'.

Deer collecting apples.

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

Apples this year...last year...next year.

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Orchards

"I understand you're hiring aliens for harvest season!"

Where your mind & battle are los

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Ninja bread men"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'