Harvest Festival Gifts

An English Gold Field

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Every year at harvest time at least one stalk has to joke that he's Van Gogh.

Cornucopia has cornucopias in it

"Will those beans go down well at harvest?"

Cornucopia

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

6 Brothers Falafel

Pumpkin patch

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Agricultural Psychology

"Apple harvest."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Who's the new guy?'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Happy Halloween!

Face painting children with no facial features.

Pumpkin Time!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

Suddenly, the line went dead.