Harvest Gifts

'Who's the new guy?'

'City children have trouble with the concept of harvest.'

"Your corn is a-maizing!"

Apples!

Apples (Les Pommes)

The Vineyard

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Agricultural Psychology

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Apple harvest."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

An English Gold Field

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Cornucopia

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Pumpkin Time!

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

The Scenic Route

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Hiker's right of way.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Picked On

Speaker Farmer.

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."