Harvest Gifts

'Who's the new guy?'

'City children have trouble with the concept of harvest.'

"Your corn is a-maizing!"

Apples!

Apples (Les Pommes)

The Vineyard

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Agricultural Psychology

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Apple harvest."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

An English Gold Field

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Pumpkin Time!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Cornucopia

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

The Scenic Route

Suddenly, the line went dead.

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

Picked On

Speaker Farmer.

Hiker's right of way.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"