Harvester Gifts

Orchards

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

The Music Seed

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Lawnmower

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Agricultural Psychology

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Who's the new guy?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Apple harvest."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Cornucopia

Pumpkin Time!

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

The Scenic Route

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Picked On

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming