Harvester Gifts

Orchards

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Music Seed

Lawnmower

Agricultural Psychology

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Who's the new guy?'

"Apple harvest."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Cornucopia

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

The Scenic Route

Pumpkin Time!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Picked On

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

Pumpkin Mice

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming