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Surprise Harvester Gifts
Looking for a gift for the surprise harvester? Ideal for the inventive soul who thrives on unexpected discoveries and enjoys adding a creative twist to their projects. Celebrate their unique spirit with a thoughtfully funny or clever item that sparks joy and inspiration.
Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.
"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"
"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"
"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'
Lawnmower
"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"
The Music Seed
"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."
The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.
King and Jester
Vegetarian Birthdays.
"Relax. They're just crows."
'They were all out of roses.'
Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.
An English Gold Field
You will always find a spot to garden
'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'
September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.
Egg Surprise
"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"
Pumpkin Time!
"It's the Chef Surprise."
Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!
U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.
Food Prices and the Ukraine War
'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'
Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.
Soup Surprise
'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'
'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'
"Surprised?"
'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'
Surprise Harvester Gifts Collection
Surprise Harvester Mugs
Explore our collection of surprise harvester mugs and find a delightful gift that keeps their creative spirit brewing every morning.
Surprise Harvester Pillows
Discover pillows perfect for the surprise harvester’s creative space — cozy, witty, and full of personality.
Surprise Harvester Prints
Browse our prints to inspire and decorate the home of any surprise harvester with clever and colorful designs.
Surprise Harvester T-Shirts
Check out our surprise harvester t-shirts for a fun and inspiring gift that celebrates their love for unexpected discoveries.