Surprise Harvester Prints

Lift your main crop of potatoes

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Lawnmower

The Music Seed

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

King and Jester

"Relax. They're just crows."

'They were all out of roses.'

An English Gold Field

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Egg Surprise

Pumpkin Time!

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Surprised?"

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"Just junk mail."

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'