Surprise Harvester T-Shirts

Lift your main crop of potatoes

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Lawnmower

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

The Music Seed

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'They were all out of roses.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

An English Gold Field

You will always find a spot to garden

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Egg Surprise

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Pumpkin Time!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Soup Surprise

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

'You were married to him for 40 years. He never once mentioned he was having his head cryogenically frozen?'

"Surprised?"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'