Happy Harvester T-Shirts

Lawnmower

"This is for you. Your garden is so great this year, we voted you an honorary rabbit!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

The Music Seed

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

An English Gold Field

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Pumpkin Time!

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Cornucopia

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

Picked On

"It's over!"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

Orchards