Humor Harvester Prints

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'The circle is complete!'

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Bert's dog training.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'