Harvest Competitor Gifts

Farmers

Pumpkin patch

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Lawnmower

The Music Seed

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Agricultural Psychology

'Who's the new guy?'

"Apple harvest."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

An English Gold Field

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Pumpkin Time!

The Scenic Route

Happy Halloween!

Cornucopia

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Picked On

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Hiker's right of way.

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'