Happy Workplace Seeker Gifts

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Job complaints on road signs.

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"I really enjoyed my job. Management found about it and fired me."

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

Just a little heads up!

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"She's always like this at this time of the month,short tempered, insecure,anxious,questioning why she does the job!" "PMT?" "Wageslip!"

"Er! So apart from the crushing workload, lack of support, weak and ineffective management, poor conditions and lack of flexibility was there anything in particular you didn’t like about working here?"

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

'For a nominal sum I simply pass through your offices every day to show your employees how good they have it.'

"I love my job!"

Will work for recognition.

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

Job Hunting.

'This is a very demoralizing place to work.'