Happy Workplace Seeker Pillows

'Staff Recommendations Inc.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Here's another one that'll make you blow your stack.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Job complaints on road signs.

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Just a little heads up!

"I hate my job and I'm terrified of losing it."

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"She's always like this at this time of the month,short tempered, insecure,anxious,questioning why she does the job!" "PMT?" "Wageslip!"

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

"Er! So apart from the crushing workload, lack of support, weak and ineffective management, poor conditions and lack of flexibility was there anything in particular you didn’t like about working here?"

'For a nominal sum I simply pass through your offices every day to show your employees how good they have it.'

"I love my job!"

Will work for recognition.

Job Hunting.

"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

'This is a very demoralizing place to work.'

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

I enjoy my job, that's why I'm saving some for tomorrow.